In days of slavery, the all-wise colon and slave-owner had a red round
beard, long man nipples, short, big sun glasses. Am I wise? I told him
as I pulled and stretched his man-nipples: Now you have long and
pointy nipples. You can sniff it but don't bite it, it might give a
bad image to the slaves. I know the CIA is watching you farmer, you
won't violate the law.