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Old February 8th 07, 06:11 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Saul Levy Saul Levy is offline
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Default Where Is Major Bert?

Well let's see: Venus and Mercury are in the evening sky now,
WartPlug! So THERE IS NO MORNING STAR FOOL! There is NO COMETH
(SIC!) or Second Sun either. You totally strike out, jihadboi!

Didn't you predict a giant drought for wherever during this week that
would bring more DOOM AND GLOOM FOREVER! famine this coming summer?
OOPSIE! That's not happening here either. What a total LOSER!

Oh yeah, Pride Rock is part of the Lion King movies. Not reality
jihadboi! Your wishes just aren't coming true.

Saul Levy


On Tue, 6 Feb 2007 22:07:24 +0100, "Warhol"
wrote:

It CometH Back... In less than one Year we will have the Second sun... there
aint not one hair one my head that aint sure of that... The Bright star of
Lion... is morning Star that shall become a second sun a big as the Moon...
but when see that, it would be tolate to save anything... since food and
water shortage shall so terrible that people will murder each other to
survuve conditions that not one living been shall survive.

Prepare today what we need tomorrow... Like the Black perl... when you see
it.. its to late to run.


Here Read it in the Bible of the Jungle... Word for word what I have told
you here...

Mufasa(The Queen of the United Kingdom) and Simba( Warholion Hero of
Humanity) are on the top of Pride Rock on a cold winter's eve. Mufasa shows
Simba the brightest star in the sky and says that it goes back to the time
of Simba's great grandfather, Mohatu. Mufasa then tells Simba the story of
Mohatu.

A terrible drought had gripped the Pride Lands. The water hole was reduced
to a puddle, and all of the grass dried up and died. Mohatu made a law about
how much each animal could drink. Lions were to go the water hole last, as
they could survive a relatively long time without water.