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Old January 20th 07, 05:52 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Where Is Major Bert?


Art Deco a écrit :
Double-A wrote:

honestjohn wrote:
"Warhol" wrote in message
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Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Warhol wrote:

Double-A a écrit :
Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
nightbat Don't believe in "Hell" I do believe in heaven on
Earth,for
it has Bud. Daytona beach has parking right on the sand. I
took a
nap
and the sound of the waves reminded me when I slept on Revere
Beach.
It
was a piece of heaven. plus that rising Sun Bert


If you want to go to beer heaven, you should come to Portland.
It is
now dubbed "Beerhalla"! It has the most breweries of any US city
now!
While the one major traditional brewery, Blitz-Weinhardt, was
bought
out and turned into a mere warehouse and shipping depot some
years ago,
scads of microbreweries have sprung up here, collectively gaining
significant space on store shelves. They now have beer festivals
here
and everything. Maybe they will turn into another
Octoberfest-like
tradition! I know you drink only bud Lite, Bert, and I used to
drink
it myself, but let's fact it, Bud Lite is a bland uninteresting
beer in
the tradition of such beers developed by the mega brewers for
mass
appeal to the largest number of unsophisticated American beer
drinkers.
There are much more flavorful and interesting beers available
today.
Also the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud comes out
of post
prohibition laws.

What does the low alcohol content of major brands like Bud have to
do
with astronomy, AA?


Less blurred telescopic viewing, I suppose.

Double-A

The Prophesies that deal with the Cometh of the Second Beer.

"He will be mounted on a white horse"
"He will come as a thief in the night"
"He will return as He departed"

There is also a whole array of "the Beer is nigh" silliness that isn't
Belgian in nature.....The Star Beer that ends it all, the alien Beer
invasion that ends it all, etc, Some think this isn't plausible, even
if we know it will happen, We think we can do anything about it. So
the
best thing is to drink on as if it's not going to happen. That way you
don't feel like an idiot when it fails to materialize. So you decide
not to pay your Pirate Tribute because you thought Beer wasn't going
to
End! and that everything would remain in peacfull around you... but
when you wake up, you see yourself walking the plank ... this because
you didn't believe the word... End Times... the Bar is closed....

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

The Bad News... I can Punish...

As for those that will survive the Passover Feast, because they paid
their Tribute, will get the best, which I transform from water to the
finnest Wine... Hi hi hi... For those that will walk the plank, will
get only bad wine... as last drink... the same rotten wine they tried
to sell me...

The great News ... I can Forgive.....

"For Gran'da'dy so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that
whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life."

Ps ... I the FUTURE KINGDOM... ALL DRINKS ARE FOR FREE... I PROMISSE...


Joel 2:1, 31 Sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the
ihhabitants of the land tremble; for the Day of the Lord cometh, for it
is nigh at hand; a day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds
and thick darkness. (Yesterday was such a day)

and you see...
when we the saint Warriors of Sally show our Colors...
that means your end is CometH NEAR.

And always will be.

"Haven't you seen the Morning star? are you blind too... oh lord.."

Spiritually, Art deco is blind.

He will get his in the afterlife!

Perhaps reincarnated as a sheep belonging to Michael Baldwin Bruce.

HJ



Now THAT would be justice!

Double-A


Did you and your little lhasa make your extortion payments to Warhol
yet?


Good point... Remember all must pay Pirate tribute... otherwise the
Plank... friend or foe... Pay or die.

Till now No One even asked the question how those payements must be
made...

and time is running out... No Payment, no Salvation...