honestjohn wrote:
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Warhol Your cometh of the second beer(I like that) and will
drink
to
that at 11am tomorrow. at this time 12.30 pm cometh my
4th
beer
and I'll just say cheers to all and have a nice day. Bert


What ever happened to not drinking before noon?

I think you should only drink coffee during the day, and then
after 7
PM, chug the whole half case at once! It's more fun that way!

Folks over 50 ain't supposed to do crap like that!

HJ


Why not? By then there's nothin' much left to live for.

Double-A

Following that logic, then why not just shoot yourself when you reach
50?

HJ


Suicide would be a sin!

An 80 year old man chugging half a case of beer at 7p.m. would kill him just
as dead as shooting himself with a gun. Sin doesn't apply to the unsaved,
they die just like dogs. However, you might want to ask yourself if telling
an 80 year old man to chug a half a case of beer at once could be considered
a sin on the soul of the person that said it.

Hmmmm...........?

HJ


I doubt that Bert would do what I said. And even if he did, I doubt if
it would kill him. And besides, Bert has already drank enough booze in
his long life to kill three men, if alcohol were as damaging to the
body as the prohabitionist propagandists would have us believe.

Double-A