Daedalus wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:05:31 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:28:12 -0500, nightbat k'lamed:

The God of Odd Statements wrote:


http://www.agoracosmopolitan.com/hom.../08/01288.html

Scientists find Extraterrestrial genes in Human DNA

Do civilizations of advanced human beings exist scattered in the
Galaxy?

by John Stokes

A group of researchers working at the Human Genome Project indicate
that they made an astonishing scientific discovery: They believe
so-called 97% non-coding sequences in human DNA is no less than genetic
code of extraterrestrial life forms.

The non-coding sequences are common to all living organisms on Earth,
from moulds to fish to humans. In human DNA, they constitute larger
part of the total genome, says Prof. Sam Chang, the group leader.
Non-coding sequences, originally known as "junk DNA", were discovered
years ago, and their function remained a mystery. The overwhelming
majority of Human DNA is ´Off-world¡ in origin. The apparent
´extraterrestrial junk genes¡ merely ´enjoy the ride¡ with hard working
active genes, passed from generation to generation.

nightbat

Ok, the Star Seans have admitted having sex with humans since a
long planet time ago. Perhaps even with some of the most difficult from
ancient caveman versus Egyptian gene line coffeeboy cases too, oh the
humanity! No wonder the Seans feel an affinity towards them, they most
likely are carrying their nano non-coding sequence genes since
antiquity. What it means is they have allot more unused brain potential
then they know what to do with, oh heavens! Under Sean eyes the auk's
are their human-Sean offspring and basically still retarded next to
their own and far other Egyptian started advanced line evolved IQ mental
capacities. The profound Officer Painius alien overseer hypotheses
observations then are deduced correct and the special case clueless
duckies are representative most probably of their gene experiment gone
for the birds. You know the lights are on but nobodies home syndrome and
they most likely have come back to try to re-stimulate the relaxed core
neuron processing centers again hopefully.

That also means the 10% or 20% normal used human brain power in humans
plus the kicked in at times 80% to 90% gene brain stimulating Sean ones
is what separates the gifted from the trying to figure it all out rest.
Sure and you would expect that when joining two distinct mammal gene
species from different originating eco planetary systems and epochs.

And now that also explains through time all the Galilao, Newton,
Einstein, Tesla, Nightbat, Earth Science Team Officers, and other most
profound mental prodigies because of the reserve activated brain Sean
induced DNA gene pool.

Thanks for your report and don't let it go to your head as the Seans
would say.
ponder on,
the nightbat

Secretary

I, uh, won't.


Secretary

Coherency just isn't your strong suit, is it?


nightbat

Let those Sean reported nano so called 97% junk unused genes
kick in Sec, you can do it. While Officer Zinni at times reflects the
finest Spock like logic handling mental processing agility, you could
also with G of Odd be our next affirming net extraterrestrial link info
specialist assistant.

that is all,
the nightbat

I bet you're fascinated by peanuts in your ****, aren't you?

Jade

those peanuts are like the stars in your eyes.

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