William Elliot wrote:
On Mon, 25 Dec 2006, Christopher wrote:

Merry Christmas to you all.

You're late. Today Santa takes xmas back to the North Pole.

Look out, durning the six days between xmas and New Year's while Santa is
on vacation, your kids will know that Santa won't know if "you've been
good or if you been bad".

Orthodox Christmas isn't until January 7. You still have time
to buy gifts!

- Ed Kyle