"Arved Sandstrom" wrote in message
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Considering the cross-posting, speculation must arise as to the
involvement
of the Hussein brothers in the COLUMBIA disaster. What nasty pieces of
work
they were.

Let's play "American Presidential Speech Mad Libs"! *

Obviously they met with a guy who had a friend who was a cousin of the
roommate of the friend of a guy who knew Ilan Ramon. This is enough to
justify bombing the bejeezus out of (a relatively small foreign country
who's been ****ing us off), who supplied (military materials) to (the name
of an organization) in (a year). America cannot stand for this grave threat
to our (a synonym for security).

Either that or they had a SECRET AGENT INSIDE AREA 51 WHO FIRED HAARP AT THE
SHUTTLE!!! Musta been those Freemasons again. I heard that Qusay Hussein
was an Illuminati.

(* Toungue-in-cheek. Sorta. No flames if you can't handle a joke, please)