Andrew Gray wrote:

On 2004-05-22, Scott Lowther wrote:

Lovely beef (some visible from the window I sit typing near (in the
unprocessed state)

Is it *mad*?

Nah, s'big and orange and shaggy. (Actually, they seem to have vanished.
Sure they were there a week ago. Must investigate)

Hmmm. Any horrible smoking pyres nearby?

"BRITISH BEEF IS SAFER THAN SEX" read a large billboard I saw in the SW
a couple of years ago...

Safer than "sex," or safer than "British sex?" I always assumed British
sex was pretty safe, 'cuz it doesn't seem to actually happen.


I am (un)reliably told that you get a sort of scalding hot caramelised
stuff. It's enough to make me go diabetic just thinking about it.

(It could be worse. Deep-fried creme eggs)

And people complain about the horribleness of such American food
products as the Big Mac...


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