VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006
Double-A wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html
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CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006
(Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)
Write-in candidate:
[X] Art Deco
*ding*
KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
Daryl Hunt
Jamie Baillie
[X] John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Warhol
none of the above
abstain
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
What happened to your "no posting to AUK" crusade, hypocrite?
--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
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