dave hillstrom wrote:
On 29 Aug 2006 01:50:58 -0700, "Will Dockery" wrote:
dave hillstrom wrote:
On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:56:56 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:

Say, does this mean the Moon, Luna, is a "dwarf planet"?

Heh. It's smaller'n Pluto.

Hammes' bug**** snipped

for the usual reasons (orbital harmonics).

yer a real live rocket scientist, arent you.

http://wormfarmer.blogspot.com/

"Dennis M. Hammes is one of the more tragically comic posters to Usenet
poetry. With hundreds of sonnets that he can't sell, and senility
approaching, the utter failure of his life is closing in on him,
prompting some flashes of real ugliness..."

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY DENNIS HAMMES IS TOTALLY WACKED:

10. He actually sent money to one of those ads in the back of
a magazine which promised: "Earn Thousands Raising Worms!"

9. He thinks he owns a "publishing company."

8. He incessantly talks about, and plays with, swords.

7. He talks a lot about "being a Man" and "having Ballz," yet
he's so short and physically gimpy that any moderately
aggressive 12-year-old girl could kick his ass.

6. He posts over 150 crappy messages every week to the poetry
newsgroups, just so he can maintain his "Top Poster" ranking
on Google.

5. He fancies himself a "poet," but the vast majority of his
"poetry" is unreadable self-congratulatory dreck that even
the vanity publishers won't touch.

4. After a quick visit to a search engine, he'll "hold court"
in the newsgroups on multitudinous subjects about which he
knows little or nothing.

3. He truly believes he has an audience that reads, and cares
about, his "poetry."

2. His fantasies to the contrary, he knows nothing about women.
Every redneck skank that he's ever managed to attract has
eventually left him.

And the Number One reason why Dennis Hammes is totally wacked:

1. Two words: "Litt. D."

thank you for playing, Will.

You too, Dave.

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