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Old August 28th 06, 05:06 PM posted to alt.politics,sci.astro.amateur,sci.astro,talk.politics.misc,alt.impeach.bush
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Default Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted

B1ackwater wrote:

- Well, all planets that can't be seen with the
- unaided eye are obviously DECEPTIONS created
- by SATAN to undermine faith. Those demon-infested
- 'scientists' just made 'em up - and we all know
- that telescopes are unnatural devices that produce
- devil-spawned illusions of objects orbiting things
- other than the earth, as gawd intended.

Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
stake immediately. They could prove her innocence only through trial by
water. They will be bound and then thrown into the nearest river. If
they float, they will immediately be burned.
Otherwise, if they sink to the bottom, they'll be deemed innocent.

TRUE science is a wonderful thing.

Ryd