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Kadaitcha Man wrote:


Chili clitoris, anyone?

Yeah. But alternate the heat with some cool. Not that I'm
suggesting you need any tips, but I'll share anyway. Hey? That's
just the kinda guy I am.

Your name is still "mud."

Here's my advice;

Brush yer teeth first, but remember to keep the toothpaste handy.
Sneak it outta the bathroom if ya have to. Then after all the
kissy-kissy stuff is over and you're all set to get down to business,
grab the toothpaste and put just a little dab on the end of yer
tongue. Swoosh it around a little in yer mouth so it's not *too*
intense for her. (Spearmint-flavor works best, I've found) Now
*slowly* get to work rockin' the little man in the boat remembering
*not* to lick your eyebrows beforehand lest you lose the effect. Once
you have him (and her) listing a bit, stop for just a second and blow
lightly on her clit (being careful not to blow air up her snatch ...
don't wanna chance any of those pesky embolisms ya know) and then go
right back to what you were just doing. Repeat every 30 seconds or
so until she convulses in ecstasy while ripping every last follicle
of hair outta the back of your head. Should take about 2-5 minutes
if ya do it right.

If it takes 2-5 minutes, it's being done wrong.

30-45 seconds...and then every 30-45 seconds thereafter...and for a lot
longer than 2-5 minutes.

Take it or leave it.

You know he won't let me off the hook with something as mild as mere
toothpaste.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay