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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet
Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]


BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that
there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total
of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--


What's the matter, Art?

Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement:

Kook of the Month
Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted

-- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have
voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime.

What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If
ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it
would be Warhobbit.

He can always be renominated -- not all kooks are opening-month smash
successes like Chung the Fraud or Clockbrain.

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain


Then again, not all of them have multiple personalities (seven, to be exact
and multiple psychoses like Warholio (at least six). He makes Sybil appear
quite tame in comparison. I keep holy water beside my monitor in case he
shows up unexpectedly. "Damien...Damien" :-)

George



nightbat

Holy water won't protect you against the likes of the coffee
boys or net Seans for they are both subject non normal human entities.
The coffee boys are suspected Gray influenced and the Seans are reported
intergalactic in origination and super advanced evolvement. The gifted
DRILL telescope and Sean weapon of choice for all profound Earth Science
Team Officers is far beyond anything presently known. It is primarily
for defense purposes only or deterrence. The Seans are a peaceful cosmic
reported race whose indicated concern is the planet. The Angelic Seans
being advised decedents of an aquatic porpoise mammelian like ancestry
would consider the throwing of holy water at them a sign of friendship.

ponder on,
the nightbat