"Art Deco" wrote in message
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George wrote:

"Art Deco" wrote in message
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Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet
Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that
there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total
of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

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What's the matter, Art?

Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement:

Kook of the Month
Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted

-- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have
voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime.

What a shame. Warholio is truly an apricot short of a full fruitcup. If
ever there was someone on this planet more deserving of such an award, it
would be Warhobbit.

He can always be renominated -- not all kooks are opening-month smash
successes like Chung the Fraud or Clockbrain.

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain

Then again, not all of them have multiple personalities (seven, to be exact
and multiple psychoses like Warholio (at least six). He makes Sybil appear
quite tame in comparison. I keep holy water beside my monitor in case he
shows up unexpectedly. "Damien...Damien" :-)

George