Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to sci froups:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

*Drumroll, Please!*

[...]

BUSTED URINAL AWARD

The winner is... BRAD GUTH!

15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above

Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.

You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.

By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?

[...]

This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!

--


What's the matter, Art?

Are you delusional again? Where did I mention anything about problems?

Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?

Let's look under the hood at your whiny statement:

Kook of the Month
Warhol Art Deco Bookman Accepted

-- warslime was thrashed by Andrew Chung the fraud MD -- would have
voted for him myself if I hadn't already nominated warslime.

Coward of the Month
Charles D Bohne Art Deco Chadwick Stone Accepted

-- beaten by a socmans by two votes, I'll take that anyday. The
socmans, if you will recall, are why y'all saucerheads weren't able to
win MoCJ.

BTW, Chuckweasel, when does my international order of punishment come
through the pipeline?

Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award
nightbat Art Deco Kali Accepted

-- squashed by Chung, with most of the other votes going to a
nazicoward. You should know them quite well, you gave a notorious one
a home with hot food.

I'm sure there'll be lots of opportunities for the saucerheads to shine
on future ballots. Chu*k is still a Pleiadian saucerhead coward,
warslime is still spewing his froth, frootbat is still frooty, and you
are still a cowardly whiner afraid of the outside world and reality.

Double-A

[cowardly froup sneckage defeated again]

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Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
****less."
-- "Honest" John the crackah without a brain