PING BRAD GUTH: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2006
Art Deco wrote:
Forwarded to sci froups:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Message-ID:
The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.
*Drumroll, Please!*
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BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... BRAD GUTH!
15 votes - Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall
12 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
04 votes - neither of the above
Congratulations, GuthBall! If you ever do manage to prove that there
is life on Venus, it might be in your best interest to *not* use any
racial slurs in your final dissertation.
You hung in there Brad, and it finally paid off. You defeated a very
worthy candidate in TelsaFartz. I'm predicting you'll chalk up your
victory to the Jews, the Third Reich, borg, incest, brown-nosed
something or others, malware, spermware, and so on.
By the way, have you figured what color temperature is yet?
[...]
This concludes the results of the June 2006 AUK election. A total of
53 ballot papers were deemed to be valid. 'Til next time!
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What's the matter, Art?
Did all your "Saucerhead" candidates lose again?
Double-A
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