Double-A wrote:

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
RL Owls parrots and Seagulls are the smart birds. Reality is if they
**** on your head you will win the state lottery,but it has to happen
when the moon is full and you have no clean-x I known this to be
reality because I never won the lottery.. Bold men pay millions each
year for stuff to grow hair. Fact is bird **** makes every thing grow.
If not for bird **** all the islands in the Pacific would just be rock.
Yet Double-A could be right,and all the good bird **** has done for
humankind might be balance out by the evil eye of an Owl looking down at
you by the light of a full moon. I'm not superstitious,but its better
to be safe than sorry. Bert

I've been hit by seagull ****, but never won the lottery!

Another profound science discussion on alt.astronomy.

Double-A


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