Conrad,

I am now,sadly, utterly convinced that you have gained entry into that
high and esteemed land of Nutcase Country where everyday is just
another unique day in
The Twilight Zone.

Please phone home when you get tired of being convinced you are right.

And oh, BTW, just don't ever and I double dare you, not to get to close
to Dr. Buzz Aldrin who even at his advanced age is still quite capable
of punching crazy nuts in the nose who even hint at the idea that he
did not walk on the moon.

Tell me again that Buzz did not and I have not only several bridges but
real rivers to sell you. Sorry, I don't name stars or sell land on the
moon for that is too crazy.