"Bob May" wrote in message
. ..
There's always doing a mirror yourself. Nice relaxing grinding and
polishing of a mirror willl also keep the wife happy.

There are two items that might make the wife unhappy - pitch and red rouge.

Why do penguins walk so far to get to their nesting grounds?

A quirk of evolution - so the youngsters will be in the right place when the
ice melts in the sping.

Clear skies, Alan