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Old June 4th 06, 03:03 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.prophecies.nostradamus
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Warhol wrote:

Bookman a écrit :

On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 21:17:45 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Scroll to the end:

Warhol wrote:


[big sneck]

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
balls. I'd say you must be French".

more to follow...

I can't wait.

--

SMELLY FRENCHIES ARE THE DIRT OF EUROPE.

Warhol strikes, und strikes HARD.., hmmmm .... howabout Ariel Sharon?

I realize it is still early in the month, but warswine tends to post in
spurts so I want to get this out while he is still around. Hopefully
the spew over the past few days will remain with the voters come July
1.

For endless screed, false comet dooooom prophecies, racial hatred, kook
claims like the one about Ariel Sharon above, death threats,
condemnations to hell, messianic claims, numerological kookery, kooky
claims about the location of Jerusalem and the Mt. Olives, and dot
connecting, all of which he has shown since his arrival in
alt.prophecies.nostradamus and alt.astronomy, I nominate warswine for
Kook of the Month.

Any seconds?


Seconded, with a flourish! But you missed his k'lame that his
"gra'n'da'ddy" is Edward Teach, and that said person was "intimately
involved" with Queen Elizabeth, despite the fact that QE was dead
before Teach was born. Plus various other attempts to play
connect-the-dots between other famous persons and his dubious
"lineage. Oh, and IIRC, he k'lames to be a "prince", too.

ESL!

--


Stupied fool, have you never heard of the Philosophale stone and its
Magic powers of long life... Right you dont know that my Gran'da'dy
Sultan Ahmed al mansoor al dhabi was the greatest alchimiest Ever, who
knew all the great secrets. the Philosopher Kings that opened the eyes
of d'Ezéchiel with the corner stone. The philosopher's stone is the
magical substance in alchemy that can turn base metals into gold, cure
all ills and ailments, and allow its possessor to achieve immortality.

Well soon I too will eat from the sacred Apple garded by the keepers of
the secrets (Dragons)... Ha Ha Ha ... and I will sail on that holy Saly
ship that kidnapped her highness Queen Elisabeth One, just before she
felt in love with My Gran'da'dy, the lord of the mount with the two
picks and the sven seas... Right the Sarsar or shall I say the real
mount of olives, where I am the lord now... why they call me there
"Cheriff Mesbahi"... I say prepare the Silver for your tribut or you
all will walketh the holy plank to hell... Be warnend now and surrender
you when see my flag... The Chef of the Atlas is me now... atleast when
the second sun shall be visible soon.

The Light Warriors reporting live from BruXella, searching for the
sacred appletree...


A fine acceptance speech, warswine.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"And without accurate measuring techniques, how can they even
*call* quantum theory a "scientific" one? How can it possibly
be referred to as a "fundamental branch of physics"?"
-- Painsnuh the Lamer

"Well, orientals moved to the U.S. and did amazingly well on
their own, and the races are related (brown)."
-- "Honest" John pontificates on racial purity

"Significant new ideas have rarely come from the ranks of
the establishment."
-- Double-A on technology development