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Old May 23rd 06, 03:24 AM posted to sci.astro,alt.sci.planetary,sci.geo.geology
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Default Hard-nosed Advice to Lunar Prospectors

Day 36.

Captain: "We are arriving to Solar System.
There is a planet which may have life. According to
the readings there is an atmosphere there that can
sustain life, and the temperature is 30 degrees Celcius
at the equator."

The planet appeared on the screen. It was a blue
water planet.

The captain walked back from the deck to tell the
others that they are arriving to a planet and planning
to land.

The captain and the co-pilot walked back in the ship,
and there were 30 spaceship genitor ladies working,
cleaning up mess left behind from parties.

The two men arrived to a breakfast area, and the hunchbacks
were having fresh eggs. An alpine woman was in the kitchen,
serving the hunchbacks, who were lined up for breakfast
with plates.

"Good Morning gentlemen" - the pilot spoke up and continued:
"We are arriving to a solar system, and will be landing on planet,
a planet which can sustain life. We will begin landing in an hour
and may spend a day there."

Hunchback Tarzan walked in dressed in jungle outfit, and held a
Vodka bottle in his hand. He was drunk and mumbling:
"boys, don't go in my room, boys, don't go in my room."

"Very well then!" - the pilot concluded, and walked out with
the co-pilot.