April 15th 06, 07:46 PM
posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
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KotM NOMINATION
"Raving Loonie" wrote in message
oups.com...
Kadaitcha Man wrote:
honestjohn , the hilarious archbishop,
illumined:
I'm sure that Art is looking at brochures of "Scooter potties" as we
speak.
The Richard Bullis Model:
http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0428.jpg
Crap.
Here is the true demonstration of American inventive genius ...
Vehicle mounted toilet seat
Document: United States Patent 6125480
Abstract: An extension member is attachable to a trailer hitch and
extends away from the vehicle and is connected to a seating frame
supporting a toilet seat. This extension member serves to provide
distance between the toilet seat and the vehicle. The seating frame
consists of a background which is perpendicular to extension member and
two arms which extend from the back rail. The back rail and arms create
a generally "U" shaped frame. In the top surface of the back rail are
two mounting apertures. These apertures are 51/2 inches apart which is
the standard different distance of the two mounting bolts commonly
found on standard toilet seats. The toilet seat can be used by hunters,
fisherman, campers, construction workers, boaters and other people who
find themselves away from conventional bathroom facilities.
See http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6571402.pdf for more details
The "Fartmobile" (pat. 6125480).
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