"Art Deco" wrote in message...
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For:
* Endless lames of all manner
* High-fiving each other for laming abilities
* Welcoming and slurping award-winning kooks
* Desperation for any help in their titanic struggle against
the "coffee boys"
* Kooky pseudoscientific technobabble
* Remaining steadfast in said technobabble even after legion
errors are pointed out
* Abject ignorance about freshman and sophomore-level science
* Abject ignorance about their ignorance (metacognitive deficit)
* Blaming mainstream science and scientists for not promoting
their preconceived notions of how the universe should work
* Pounding square pegs into round holes
* Kooky saucerhead rescue religion
* Whining about off-topic posting while posting reams of dreck
of zero relation to astronomy
* Whining about most anything
* Endless chicken little clucking about impending doom due
to weather
* Endless threads titled: "More Troubling Planetary News"

I nominate the alt.astronomy saucerheads for Kook of the Month for
April 2006.

Any seconds?

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The evidence:

A sampling of the past week's (or so) fun and frolic produced by these
profound elite earth space pseudoscience lamers (I realize this is a
long list of evidence, but the subject is quite broad):

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Truly one of your most impressive efforts yet, coffeeboi!

Is this the result of your insatiable desire to feel important?
Or is it just more evidential screed that you have nothing
better to do!

At any rate, i think you'd make a pretty good astronomer,
or scientist of most any discipline, if you tried.

....or maybe you really *do* think of yourself as a student
of the "science" of "kookology"? At what level would you
put yourself? PhD? Master? Bachelor? Mother?

[insert lame, senseless comment here]

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SMILE! as if you'd really been moooned!

Indelibly yours,
Paine http://www.savethechildren.org/
http://www.painellsworth.net