"Double-A" wrote in message
ups.com...

Art Deco wrote:
For:
* Endless lames of all manner
* High-fiving each other for laming abilities
* Welcoming and slurping award-winning kooks
* Desperation for any help in their titanic struggle against
the "coffee boys"
* Kooky pseudoscientific technobabble
* Remaining steadfast in said technobabble even after legion
errors are pointed out
* Abject ignorance about freshman and sophomore-level science
* Abject ignorance about their ignorance (metacognitive deficit)
* Blaming mainstream science and scientists for not promoting
their preconceived notions of how the universe should work
* Pounding square pegs into round holes
* Kooky saucerhead rescue religion
* Whining about off-topic posting while posting reams of dreck
of zero relation to astronomy
* Whining about most anything
* Endless chicken little clucking about impending doom due
to weather
* Endless threads titled: "More Troubling Planetary News"

I nominate the alt.astronomy saucerheads for Kook of the Month for
April 2006.

Any seconds?

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

The evidence:

A sampling of the past week's (or so) fun and frolic produced by these
profound elite earth space pseudoscience lamers (I realize this is a
long list of evidence, but the subject is quite broad):

Exhibit A:
Message-ID: .com

Exhibit B:
Message-ID:

Exhibit C:
Message-ID:

Exhibit D:
Message-ID:

Exhibit E:
Message-ID:

Exhibit F:
Message-ID:

Exhibit G:
Message-ID: .com

Exhibit H:
Message-ID: .com

Exhibit I:
Message-ID: .com

Exhibit J:
Message-ID:

Exhibit K:
Message-ID:

Exhibit L:
Message-ID:

Exhibit M:
Message-ID:

Exhibit N:
Message-ID:

Exhibit O:
Message-ID:

Exhibit P:
Message-ID:

Exhibit Q:
Message-ID:

Exhibit R:
Message-ID:

Exhibit S:
Message-ID:

Exhibit T:
Message-ID:

Exhibit U:
Message-ID: .com

Exhibit V:
Message-ID:

Exhibit W:
Message-ID:

Exhibit X:
Message-ID:

Exhibit Y:
Message-ID:

Exhibit Z:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AA:
Message-ID: .com

Exhibit AB:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AC:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AD:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AE:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AF:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AG:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AH:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AI:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AJ:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AK:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AL:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AM:
Message-ID:

Exhibit AN:
Message-ID: .com

Exhibit AO:
Message-ID: .com

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief


Art, you've tried over and over and over again without success to get
alt.astronomy elected to the Office of Circle Jerks.

Now how do you plan to pull this one off?

Double-A

The same way he pulls off his pants before he starts prancing around in the
City Park.