Double-A wrote:

Tornadoes are again sweeping through Tennessee today with softball
sized hail!

Yes, SOFTBALL sized hail!

Surrounding states including central Indiana have been put on alert!

Take cover!

Double-A

Duck! Cover! And don't forget to CLUCK!

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief