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Default OBSCENE PHOTO TAKEN OFF INTERNET.

It is with deep fear and consternation that I await
legal action in federal Middle District Court in Harrisburg
to answer charges of slander and defamation of character
against evolutionists, the Smithsonian Institution and
a myriad of other individuals and scientific organizations.

For that reason, I have been issuing apologies galore
and hope His Honor might be a little lenient with his
sentence if -- when -- I am punished for my unethical
behavior.

I understand one prime piece of evidence leveled against
me will be the photo I have been displaying that allegedly
reveals an evolutionist -- not necessarily a staff
member of the Smithsonian -- with the performance of
an incredible carnival-like feat in front of the National
Museum of Natural History in Washington, D.C.

I have decided to remove this photo immediately, destroy
the film and never post it again.

Only now do I realize it is gross, obscene, tasteless, offensive,
vulgar and actually impossible, considering the size of the average
evolutionist's head.

Again, my humble apology, and I assure you that this despicable
photograph will never be seen again.

It is only out of consideration to those who haven't seen the photo
that this is the VERY LAST TIME it will be made available.

http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/SimplyMagic/TightFit.jpg

A thousand pardons,
Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

Man as Old as Coal

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