January 13th 06, 11:20 AM
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, December 2005
Double-A wrote:
bs wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
Bruce AKA *.* wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
Sheila AKA Nightingale wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is... MICHAEL BALDWIN BRUCE!
Michael Baldwin Bruce . . . . . . 12
Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . 11
NunYa Bidness . . . . . . . . . . 7
Hyerdahl . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
none of the above . . . . . . . . 2
Horray! I win!
Congrats, Bruce!
Thank you, Sheila. Just edging out those MJ fans was exciting enough.
They're all a bunch of pussies anyway.
BOBO AWARD
The winners are... SONY BMG!
Sony BMG
Yes . . 31
No . . 2
Congratulations! What a way to run a business!
OK, Nightingale can stop whining now.
I'm not whining. Actually, the timing was perfect - I was having
trouble thinking of a topic for an essay, and then the Sony copy
protection mess hit the news. I don't have my final mark yet, but the
teacher told me I did well on the assignment :-)
Good for you, Sheila. Speaking of which, have you seen Bi around
lately?
You could always email him - email to his old account bounces, but
seems to be OK, although I don't know how often
he actually checks his email.
Me? I'm not interested in talking to him, Bruce. I'm just passing on a
message.
What's the message? I'm around, but busy - I do check my email every
day or two, but I often don't have time fo usenet.
Fartingale will never stop, Bruce.
On what basis do you make that claim, Bruce?
What does that have to do with classical music, Fartingale?
Women are never happy unless they
have something to bitch about.
That's not even grammatical, Bruce.
It is now, Sheila.
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is... MICHAEL BALDWIN BRUCE!
Michael Baldwin Bruce . . . . . . . . . . 14
David Tholen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran . . 6
none of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Hyerdahl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Horray! I win again!
Well done, Bruce.
No thanks, Sheila. I prefer medium well.
Dickless, you're still a pathetic luser.
Note: no response.
She would never admit that you are right.
Women are like that, Bruce.
LOL! Tied with "none of the above" - how many of the 6 votes for Tholen
were cast by you and bisectional?
Shhhhh! We're not allowed to tell.
I wonder how many votes she cast for you.
Probably not as many as I cast for myself. Had to make sure I won, you
know.
What award is next on your wish-list?
This month he's campaigning for the "Tar and Feathers"!
Double-A
And to those of you who didn't vote for me, you're names will go on the
lits in Eichmann's pocket. If you fail to vote for me next time, look
out. One of these days, POW!
You will always have my vote, kooky.
Hey, Norton! I've been watching you and I know that you know I've been
watching you.
--
Blessed Cecilia, appear in visions
To all musicians, appear and inspi
Translated Daughter, come down and startle
Composing mortals with immortal fire.
There is only one Rule in demon.local: no slurrrping.
Mind this and there will be no trouble.
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