"Mike Morris" wrote ...

"t_mark" wrote ...
Someone someday will also be disappointed in the discovery of a cure for
cancer. Geezus.

That is going a bit far.

"Hey Jo!"

"Yes, Fred?"

"I've discovered the cure for cancer!"

"Well, Gee. That's nice an'all - just a pity that an asteroid the size of Australia is
about to hit Earth."