Mark Gingrich wrote:
Thus spake Mean Mr Mustard:


I hate that tiny little ring of smoke ... There I said it!



How dare you demean the Ring Thing, the Great Cosmic Cheerio, the
Tire in the Lyre, the Diaphanous Donut, the Holey Smoke, the
Luminiferous Lifesaver, the Heavenly Halo, the Beauteous Bagel o'
the Night! Blasphemers such as you deserve nothing better than
M40.

Beauteous Bagel o' the Night!
Weren't a Bloom County fan by any chance?

Shawn