"I hate that ring", said Mean Mr. Mustard.
I wonder why? Is he feeling flustered?
Did he try to locate it without success?
Or is his 'scope so small, that it doesn't impress?
Whatever the reason, and he didn't elaborate
I don't think the Ring nebula's something to hate.
In fact I'd say, it's quite a sight
A true celestial summer delight.
Though I've never seen its central star
(It's too faint, since the Ring's so far)
I think anyone with optics that are sanitary
Will think it one of the finest nebulae planetary.
Even 'Mij Adyaw' said he likes the Ring,
And he's a Min-lovin', conservative ding-a-ling!