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Old December 8th 05, 02:50 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default Challenging Silouen

Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 17:47:55 GMT, "Silouen"
wrote:

1)
My world, your world, our world -- get over it.

2)
You said you help the millions of humans who suffer.
I said, "That's a lot of people!"
Why are you so defensive?
What have you got to hide?

3)
Nothing wrong with that!
So why does it make me feel like a dentist when I converse with you?
Getting you to open up is like pulling deeply rooted canine teeth with a
pair of tweezers.

4)
Why do you keep bringing it up if you don't want to talk about it?

5)
What is an ant farm?
You know what an ant is?
Do you know what a farm is?
I feel like I'm playing Trivial Pursuit with a salmon.

6)
How long have you been gynephobic?

7)
Parables usually Do suck.
Especially when you don't get them.
But sometimes the truth sucks moreso, and parables lift people up gently.
You always have this much trouble understanding simple stuff?

8)
So, who cares how you do it or what you're called -- answer the stinkin'
question.

9)
Translation: Let me think about it for another lustrum or so.
You keep indicating to others that I'm rather slow.
Now they can see why you're such a good judge of such things: First-hand
experience.

10)
Obviously you know nothing about yourself.
Just about every ounce of personal freedom you Think you have is an
illusion.
What you actually are is a person with more darker eyeglasses over his nose
than anybody else.

11)
Simply put (I'm now reading from Dr. Yubiwan's notes about you), you suffer
from delusions of incompetence covered up by delusions of grandeur.
Even more simply put, since you appear to require the Height of simplicity
to understand, you fear Failure so much that you cover it up by Never
Trying, but you tell people you were highly successful.
'Traaaansparent."

12)
Your suicide potential is presently about a two on a scale of ten, quite low
by human standards.
I suspect that this is because you recently 'suffered' a delectable, badly
needed Rejection.
While you outwardly act as if you are unaffected by rejection, secretly you
crave it.
You don't usually go way out of your way to experience rejection, but then,
you don't usually Have to, do you?

13)
Your parents were window makers, Mr. B!
When you stand up in front of the film screen, nobody has to yell at you to
"SIDDOWN, ya Jerk!"
You don't even need to sit in the sun to get a tan -- just drink a lot of
chocolate.
I'd bet you could even walk around stark raving naked and nobody --
NObody -- would even notice.

14)
About the only thing you seem to be able to hide effectively is your
intelligence. (heehee)

Sil

15)
PS -- Mom's going to have my bum in a sling when she gets back if I don't
admit this is all pretty much TIC, Mr. B.
But I have a great deal of fun trading insults with your Mr. Hyde character.
Toodles!

15 short ways to show what kind of asshole you are.
Juvenil, infantil, puril

Let me guess your age is 15? Mom is away and you play "I am a stupid
ass"?


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