What my Florida Meteorite Tells Double-Anus to blow it out Uranus
Double-Anus wrote:
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Hi Double-A Moby its clams but does not feel he is eating his own kind.
I once knew a woman who talked about eating monkey head stew in a
strange far off land. When she saw the head bob up, she at first
thought it was a baby's, and wondered if she was a cannibal. Still,
eating primates is close!
You should know. You ate Michael Jackson's chimp.
It was the Indian that brought corn and Maine Lobsters to the Plymouth
cookout we now call (thanksgiving) The Pilgrims offering was
turkey,but the Indians were no fools and eat their boiled lobsters,and
corn. They did ask for that delicious Pilgrim melted butter to go with
their corn and lobster.
I'll bet they enjoyed washing it down with the Pilgrim brewed beer as
well! Their puritanical ways did not include teetotaling!
Reality is the Pilgrims lost their appetite
watching those crazy Indians eating that ugly red shelled big clawed
creature Well call me Tonto for I just picked up 5 live Maine
Lobsters for my Thanksgiving dinner.and frozen heads of corn (Green
giant) Strange but I like frozen corn over fresh(its sweeter)
Sure. They probably add sugar!
My
problem is how am I going to sleep tonite having 5 lobsters on my mind.
Bert.
One thing about turkey, it puts you to sleep!
Only if you drink red wine with it, turkey.
Double-Anus
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