Davoud wrote:
Jay Swartzfeger:
Just ordered a Telrad and 9x50 right angle correct image finder. Will
probably pawn the family silverware and stamp collection to begin
building the eyepiece collection, then sell kidney and plasma for the
SCT I'm lusting after. Will probably be living beneath an underpass when
the wife gets fed up with my addiction.
Ugh, online ordering makes this waaaay too easy. 
Silverware? You got silverware!? We eat with home-made wooden utensils.
What? You are using utensils? You can sell home-made wooden utensils
as crafts and use the money toward the next Pentax XW!