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why? because chicks make you

deny them their useless bits of baubles and they will start looking at your
family jewels as a suitable replacement.

they also prefer you to be circumcised as well, the older you get, the less
anaesthetic they like to use and the cruder the implement of delivery

in the immortal words of elmer fudd 'be werry werry careful'

thanks for the very useful ammunition tho - now when any feminist attacks I
have another string in the bow of truth

ps: before any feminists attack - I am a true believer in hard core straight
down the middle equality of the sexes, with absolutely no descrimination to
be made at all on the basis of sex, never ever ever