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Old October 17th 05, 04:03 AM
Double-A
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Default NOMINATION: Double-A and the alt.astronomy saucerheads for Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart (was Nomination - Ministry of Circle Jerks (was: NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless Newbie Award)


Art Deco wrote:
Pinku-Sensei wrote:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


I'm going to piggyback on the FNVW's nomination for one of my own. For
attempting to use the AUK nomination process against the kookologists
and for having that attempt blow up in their faces, I nominate Double A
and the rest of the alt.astronomy saucerheads for the Special Ops Cody
Memorial Heart for spectacular failure in kooky combat.

Seconds?


By all means, seconded!

[insert coffee boy lames and nomination acceptance speech here]



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