"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in message
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Ray Vingnutte, , the left-wing, scared
flasher,
and winner of online gurning competitions, denounced:

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:28:50 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the three-quarter,
tumble-down farm animal, and prompter in the theater, scoffed:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:28:11 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the condensed,
tumourous camel, and attendant of the kept woman, blurted:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless,
tailing ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up
nocturnal animals in disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine,
stubby pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard,
and employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool,
and my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses
about something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we
here believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one
clueless coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen
here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your
multiple personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to
get this in a month of Sundays' award.

If that's what you want out of life, go for it. And don't go
yelling and bleating IKYABWAI. Your ****ed up sentence has no
object so you must have dropped into conversational style and are
therefore referring to yourself.

At the moment you

You still need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is
that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

Ok, how about

How about you answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in

check?

Ok, we can see you are mentally lacking, no need to over do it.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

Do you realize that you and Fred sometimes act up like a unit?


--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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