Raving Loonie, , the three-sided, sludge-encrusted
frat house, and dyed and coloured calico maker, chided:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Raving Loonie, , the whitewashed, hairy
fruitcake,

Learn to read attributions, pig**** for brains.


Eh ?

Ex cattle.

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