On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless, tailing
ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up nocturnal animals in
disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the
month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses
about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a royal
we or
isn't your medication holding your multiple personality syndrome in
check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

At the moment you may qualify for nomination for the 'Brightest under 20
IQ' award. Best I'm I can do for you I'm afraid.



show how really
clueless you are, you're not paying attention are you?.

You won't even get nominated for an alt.astronomy science team award
for the clueless newbie yet alone hope to win one.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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