Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Raving Loonie, , the whitewashed, hairy fruitcake,
and debt collector, whispered:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the
month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.


Perhaps you should ask Brucie boy, Kadaitcha Bruce ?

Learn to read attributions, pig**** for brains.

He can't, Bruce. He's a Canuck. Hails from Nova Scotia. No wonder he
has pig**** for brains.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

Raving Loonie Bruce


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