On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who
jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of direction
and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the month
of
October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless coffee
boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.



--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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