nightbat wrote

I knew it, last time Officer Double-A net posted was
around 8:30 pm last night and nothing since. Can it be that cute little
female neighbor came over dying to get her hands on him and newly elite
Star Officer Shirt delivered status? Well, I warned him to get ready for
the hordes of interested cute females sudden attention. Hope she lets
him up to breath poor guy. I sure would like to have seen the face on
that beauty when they turned the lights down low and that shirt started
radiating those love glow mysterious vibes, ha, ha, ha. They can't
resist the alluring magnetic power of the Star shirts because I've seen
it every time I pull one out. Hope he's ok, for I did Captain warn him
to please be very careful with it. Nothing exists in the Universe like
it, and with great power comes much responsibility.

carry on,
the nightbat