Double-A wrote:

nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

nightbat,

The distinctive signed Science Officer nightbat Black Comet T-Shirt
serial number 7 and 2 caps was safely delivered to me this afternoon by
special delivery government courier.

It looks like it took a lot of work to create and be customized for me.
I want to thank you very much for taking the time and expense to send
me something really special! You are right, if I were to wear that
into a singles bar, I would probably get more attention than I could
handle. I might be wise to see how it affects the gals in my apartment
complex first. The single lady next door just happened to be outside
when the postman addressed me as Commander Double-A. So you see my
status in the community has already risen!

I shall display it in a prominent place and it will remind me of the
commradery we all have shared as the true and legitimate alt.astronomy
group posters and members of the distinguished Earth Science Team
Starship Officer Corps.

Art Deco and his horde of coffee boy trash and scum will now never have
a chance to become a part of what we had here, never to join the team,
never to be accepted by such a distinguished group, never to be one of
the boys, and never to wear the official Earth Science Team nightbat
Black Comet T-Shirt!

Double-A

nightbat

Good I'm glad you received the package and the that Postman
properly addressed you correctly. And yes no doubt your next door cutie
will gaze upon you quite differently from now on knowing you are an
Officer and an Gentlemen.


Yes, and I think it was her mother that she had with her, who just
stood there staring with her mouth open. I'll bet she never dreamed
her daughter was living right next door to a Commander!


I'm sure it will raise the spirits of Officer
Bohne to once he gets his because of his duty constant battle with the
coffee boys. Nothing like getting the rightful respect and admiration
you deserve. Puzzling still so many over in the other newsgroups and in
our own regular science newsgroup have not gotten around to putting in
their Officer requisitions for it. They must not believe it, ha, ha, ha,
the immense mysterious power that they bring to whoever privilege owns
one. I'm not surprised it was the same response to my many years ago net
relayed " Black Comet " model until scientist's projectile caught up to
that Tempel 1 " Black Comet " piece. Now those shirts and caps are worth
a small mint not to mention their cute very rare collectors fan body
pulling power.

How the coffee boys tried to fit in but were banished by Alexia rightly
so as crossposting net terrorist's. Try not to blame them too much for
it was more then likely the Greys that perverted their minds and
endlessly probed their bodies, oh the humanity!


That must be it. Poor Art Deco has a probe jammed up his ass that
controls all his behavior now!

Double-A heads for the safety of the anal lame.


Wear it with pride and
good health and may you hopefully stand on the bridge of the Darla
Starship with it and the Captain as the blue marble planet Earth fades
from view as we head out to the stars.

carry on,
the nightbat


Yes, on the bridge, ready for duty, Captain!

Shall I eject the coffee boys out the hatch NOW Sir?

Double-A


Death wish noted, saucerhead.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004