On or about Sat, 01 Oct 2005 14:28:17 -0500, Pat Flannery made the sensational claim that:
Buzz Aldrin in the land down under
Where Wresat beeps and Black Arrow thunders
He met an Aboriginal space fan
Who asked him if he was a Moon man
And he said

Did you really walk around up there?
Way up on the Moon where there's no air?
How come the LM's exhaust left no crater?
Buzz just smiled and gave him a knuckle sandwich.

Buzz Aldrin at the aerodrome at Narromine
The Wright replica looks so fine
The pilot knew who he was
So he stepped right up to Buzz
And he said

Are you that famous Moon man?
Who Radio Shack used in its advertising plan?
Compared to Neil are you a second rater?
Buzz just smiled and gave him a knuckle sandwich.

Buzz Aldrin on EVA walkabout
Now there's something to talk about
They say he bounced across the outback
Last seen near Alice Springs never came back
And they said

Was that the famous Moon Man?
Who completed JFK's Moon plan?
On that was his word completely reliable?
I'd heard he wouldn't swear to it on a Bible. :-)

What, no vegemite? :-(
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