On Sat, 20 Aug 2005 14:49:38 -0500, in a place far, far away, Pat
Flannery made the phosphor on my monitor glow in
such a way as to indicate that:

Careful, Dale... this isn't a real historical news story; just Rand
clumsily making up a fake news item in an attempt to further his neo-con
political agenda in regards to the war.
If you had been as superior to the common man in intelligence as he is,
you would have caught that.

Yes, I hide it so well, what with my copyright notice, and all...