Larry Huntley wrote:

Pinku-Sensei ) stepped up to the podium, tapped
the microphone, asked "Is this thing working?" and announced (in
roups.com):

261 kooksigns per 938 words gives a KKI of 0.278. That's a record for
a recognized kook by a large margin and a record for all poasts
exceeding 100 words analyzed so far. W00t!

Well done, Guthball!

In honor of his sustained creativity in k00ky use of the English
language, I nominate Brad Guth for the Goofy Azzed Babboon. Also, in
honor of his record-setting KKI, I am nominating him for Kook of the
Month for August 2005.

Seconds?

Seconds to both, gleefully.

May the best kook win!

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"Don't be too envious. Yes, I have got it all. I am rich, I
have a good education, and I am rather good looking .. so
where does that leave you?
C."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne polishes his ego a bit

"That's what you expect from people who think that the
cyberworld isn't "RL"."
-- Dr. David Tholen, Psychic Astrologer

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004