Uncle Al wrote in
:

3) International Space Station Freedom FUBAR Space Hole One Alpha
has an appliance in which a parallel pair of cylinders have
interdigitating spike projections. Rapid counter-rotation creates a
breeze that directs liquids and solids to mechanical routing. It is
inadvisable to dangle one's marriage tackle into a NASA microgee
toilet.

ISS uses the Russian toilet, same as Mir.

--
JRF

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