FATAL/Freakaccident/7.17.05/09/OX123:45/fatalRUETERS/D.C./f
FATAL/Freakaccident/7.17.05/09/OX123:45/fatalRUETERS/D.C./f

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
-- A longtime anthropologist at
the Smithsonian Insititution
suffocated today in a freak
accident while searching for
answers to man's origin and
ancestry.
A Smithsonian official, who
spoke only on the condition of
anonymity, said Chris Krolczyk
was unable to extricate his head
from his rectum because he in-
advertently had used Crazy Glue
instead of Vasoline.

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