In sci.astro, wrote:

http://hometown.aol.com/kstocklmeir/.../personal.html

Kurt Stocklmeir

Kurt, you might want to fix your Web page, someone put a big picture of
Michael Caine as William Shatner on it, or vice versa.

Also, the Photoshopping is rather crude, as you can see that someone
blotted out the T-shirt with solid luminous white to obscure the letters
spelling out "NO FAT CHICKS OR CHICKS WITH THE BODIES OF DEATH ANIMALS
BETWEEN THEIR TEETH OR CHICKS WHO ARE REALLY GIANT SPACE LIZARDS WHO
ARE CURSED." I saw that same shirt on sale at Hot Topic but it wouldn't
fit me because the font was larger than twelve-point.

Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?

-- K.

Hey, if I look closely,
in the bottom right corner,
I can see your stump!