"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Sun, 29 May 2005 13:45:09 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
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oops ... forgot one :-)

They trust in Microsoft :-))))

Hey, Charles. G

It comes down to this: there comes a time in everyone's life when he or she
Must trust Somebody.
We trust SUCCESS!

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C.

Ten good points to know that your
visitors are Fakeliens:

1. They communicate by Pee-Bursts.

Plasma Burst technology is just something your science hasn't yet
discovered.
But if you dig into it, you will find that the P-Bursts are sound physics.
Your so-called quantum mechanics already has a proven precedent.
It's just that none of your scientists want to use quantum physics to
overcome relativity physics.
They fear for their careers.
There are no fearless ones among them.

2. They do not claim to be a hundred,
thousand, but several million years old.

What would be the difference?
Either figure would seem like an eternity to beings whose average life span
is significantly less than a hundred years.
Each of you is very old also -- in a way.
You just don't have the belief system to fathom it.

3. They do not come from any nearby star ...
4. instead they leave you for a short step-over
in your next galaxy.

"We" haven't left.
Just Sil and I have left to do some exploring.
Surely you don't hold that against us?

5. They use such alien names like Dr. Who,
Obi wan, or Princess Darla.

Whatever names we use would seem alien to you.
Isn't my name, Darla, a somewhat common name during various periods on
Earth?
It just happens to be the first two syllables of the rest of my very long
name.
And I'm no princess.
We have no royalty among us.
Each of us is equally important to all the rest of us.

6. They say they evolved from dolphin-like
creatures, while walking on two legs.

As you evolved from ape-like creatures.
Does this make you a fake alien?

7. They want to make you believe they are
uni-bisex, ... while those with the female
names flirt with all males and ...
those with the male names attack. :-)

We don't want to make you believe anything, Charles.
We are here only to study individual human reactions and responses to (in
this case) the possibility, however remote, that they are communicating with
a people not of their planet.

8. They pretend to have been with all cultures
during all human ages - yet they just understand
the local idiom of the American east-coast.

This seems a little myopic, Charles.
But if this is what you want to believe, that's swell!
We Have spent a lot of time in Brazil, after all.

9. They advise you about endorphins and other
New Age stuff.

Endorphins have been studied by your science for a long time.
We find it interesting that Earthian science knows so much about endorphins,
but has failed to distribute much of the information to other people.
Again, we attribute this to a case of disbelieving it even though the truth
is staring them right in the face.

But the ultimate No.10 why you should notice that
you have been duped is:

10. They post to UseNet from an
AOL-account. :-)))


We use AOL, ATTW, and several other Internet Service Providers.
This depends upon whose account we happen to be using for access, as we use
the accounts of several people.
We can't help it if AOL is one of the most popular.
It was also the easiest to tap into to get a return email address --



And yes, The Nightbat, you can write to us there.
Good work, Charles; Keep the Faith!

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