Davoud the jackass wrote this in a desperate plea for attention:
# Terry Schiavo, an innocent victim of fate, lies dying in a Florida
# Hospice. She has done no wrong, created no legal problems for anyone,
# and is an insignificant drain on the public purse. Medical experts
# agree that she is in a persistent vegetative state and cannot recover
# from the brain damage that she suffered 15 years ago.
# Ms. Schiavo's husband and legal guardian, Mr. Michael Schiavo, wants
# her to die in peace and dignity. Medical experts agree that this is a
# humane solution. The courts agree that her husband is acting in
# accordance with Ms. Schiavo's stated wishes in making the decision to
# allow Ms. Schiavo to die, and that he is legally entitled to act in
# this manner.
# Ms. Shciavo's parents, Mr. Robert Schindler and Ms. Mary Schindler,
and
# Ms. Schiavo's siblings, however, are unwilling to accept her death;
# they have exhausted every legal and extra-legal means of keeping her
# alive, but, by their own admission, remain desparate to do so.
# I propose a Compromise Solution which is just and humane. It is that
# feeding of Ms. Schiavo, an innocent victim of fate who has harmed no
# one and broken no laws, shall be resumed immediately.
# At the same time, Ms. Schiavo's parents and blood siblings, who have
# caused great pain to this nation, have attempted to abuse and
# circumvent the sacred laws of the United States and the sacred and
# immutable laws of Nature, and have caused the public purse to be
# depleted of millions of dollars in pursuit of their private aims,
shall
# agree to be put to death immediately.
# Ms. Schiavo shall be placed under the guardianship of the Republican
# National Committee (RNC), which shall be required to reimburse the
# public purse for her medical care to date, and which shall be
required,
# at its sole expense, to keep Ms. Schiavo alive as long as medical
# science permits, even if that term is beyond any normal and
reasonable
# human life span. Dr. William Frist shall be appointed her personal
# physician for the rest of his natural life and beyond, if it is
# medically possible to keep his body functioning after his brain has
# ceased to function, and if that is not already the case. The RNC
shall
# reimburse the public purse for the cost of all legal proceedings
# undertaken in this instance, to include the cost of implementing this
# Compromise Solution. Dr. Frist shall issue medical bulletins on Ms.
# Schiavo's condition each day at 12:00 noon in the time zone in which
# Ms. Schiavo's person is located, and as early as possible, but not
# later than one hour, after the discovery of an improvement in Ms.
# Schiavo's condition.
# The RNC shall be the sole authority licensed to use Ms. Schiavo's
# likeness on campaign posters (and you can bet that plans for that are
# already underway) and may transport Ms. Schiavo's person as it deems
# appropriate for display in political campaigns. In the event of Ms.
# Schiavo's death, which shall be certified by an impartial board of
# qualified moral and medical experts consisting of George W. Bush, Jeb
# Bush, and Dr. Frist, the remains of Ms. Schiavo shall become the
# property of the RNC, and the RNC shall be the sole authority licensed
# to use said remains in political campaigns, subject to local sanitary
# regulations. Likewise, the likenesses and remains of the parents and
# siblings of Ms. Schiavo shall become the property of the RNC, and the
# RNC shall be the sole authority licensed to display said likenesses
and
# remains in political campaigns, subject to local sanitary
regulations.
# The collective estates of the deceased members of the family of Ms.
# Schiavo shall in no way be encumbered or garnished for the payment of
# the medical or legal expenses related to this instance. Instead, the
# net proceeds of these collective estates shall be divided in equal
# portions between the Hemlock Society and Mr. Michael Schiavo.
# The RNC shall be the sole beneficiary of any and all profits gained
# from the public display of Ms. Schiavo's likeness or remains, or of
the
# likenesses or remains of any of her family members who are deceased
# pursuant to this Compromise Solution.
# Finally, under the terms of this Compromise Solution, Mr. Michael
# Schiavo shall be granted a divorce a vinculo matrimonii if he so
# desires.
# I'm Davoud and I approved this message. I would venture to guess that
# not everyone who reads this will approve.
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